FAQ
Frequently Asked Questions
What kind of shirts do you use?
We print our designs on Gildan® Softstyle® T-shirts. They're soft, lightweight, comfortable, and made for everyday wear.
We don't print on the cheap stuff. A good joke still deserves a decent T-shirt.
How do I choose the right size?
Every product page includes a detailed size chart with measuring instructions. We recommend comparing the measurements to one of your favorite T-shirts instead of guessing.
We're pretty good at sarcasm. Guessing shirt sizes? Not so much.
How long does shipping take?
Most orders arrive within 7–10 business days after your order is placed. Tracking is sent as soon as your order is on the way.
Do you offer free shipping?
Yes.
Orders of $75 or more qualify for free standard shipping within the United States.
Where are your shirts printed?
We work with printing partners across California, Nevada, Texas, Georgia, and Virginia because nobody wants their sarcasm stuck in shipping longer than necessary.
Do you ship outside the United States?
Not yet.
Right now we only ship within the USA while we focus on making this timeline work before taking over the rest of the planet.
What if there's a problem with my order?
Something not right? Contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll work with you to make it right.
Damaged, defective, or incorrect orders qualify for a replacement or refund.
Don't send anything back unless we ask you to.
What if I ordered the wrong size or changed my mind?
Things happen. Contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll work with you to find a reasonable solution based on the circumstances.
Please don't send anything back unless we ask you to.
What is your 30-Day Guarantee?
If there's a problem with your order, contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll work with you to make it right.
If your shirt arrives damaged, defective, or isn't the item, size, or color you ordered, we'll offer a replacement at no additional cost or a refund. We may ask for a photo so we can see what went wrong.
How should I wash my shirt?
For the longest life:
- Wash inside out in cold water.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Avoid bleach.
- Don't iron directly over the printed design.
Treat it nicely and it'll keep making people uncomfortable for a long time.
Will the design fade or crack?
With normal care, the printed design is made to last through regular washing and everyday wear.
Following the care instructions will help keep your shirt looking its best.
Do the shirt colors look exactly like they do on my screen?
We do our best to accurately represent every shirt color and design.
Because every screen displays color a little differently, slight variations can happen.
Do you add new designs?
Absolutely.
We're always working on new sarcastic ideas inspired by work, life, other people, and the daily chaos that somehow keeps getting weirder.
What makes SHIRTHOUSE HUMOR different?
We're a humor apparel brand.
We don't chase trends or fill our store with thousands of random designs. We focus on creating shirts that make people recognize a thought they've already had—and then laugh because someone finally put it on a T-shirt.
How can I contact you?
If you have a question about an order or anything else, visit our Contact page and send us a message.
We'll get back to you as quickly as we can.