FAQ
Frequently Asked Questions
What kind of shirts do you use?
We print our designs on Gildan® Softstyle® T-shirts. They're soft, lightweight, comfortable for everyday wear, and have a modern fit that works well for most people.
How do I choose the right size?
Every product page includes a detailed size chart with measuring instructions. We recommend comparing the measurements to one of your favorite T-shirts instead of guessing.
We're pretty good at sarcasm. Guessing shirt sizes? Not so much.
How long does shipping take?
Orders typically ship within 1–2 business days after production.
Delivery time depends on your location, but most customers receive their order within a few business days after it ships.
Do you offer free shipping?
Yes.
Orders of $75 or more qualify for free standard shipping within the United States.
Where are your shirts printed?
We work with printing partners across California, Nevada, Texas, Georgia, and Virginia because nobody wants their sarcasm stuck in shipping longer than necessary.
Do you ship outside the United States?
Not yet.
Right now we only ship within the USA while we focus on making this timeline work before taking over the rest of the planet.
What if there's a problem with my order?
If something isn't right, contact us and we'll work with you to make it right.
In most cases, we'll ask for a few photos so we can quickly understand the issue and find the best solution.
Can I return or exchange my shirt?
We can't accept returns simply because you changed your mind or ordered the wrong size, but we have a 30 day Hassle-Free return policy, so if your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us and we'll make it right.
How should I wash my shirt?
For the longest life:
- Wash inside out in cold water.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Avoid bleach.
- Don't iron directly over the printed design.
Treat it nicely and it'll keep making people uncomfortable for a long time.
Will the design fade or crack?
With normal care, the printed design is made to last through regular washing and everyday wear.
Following the care instructions will help keep your shirt looking its best.
Do the shirt colors look exactly like they do on my screen?
We do our best to accurately represent every shirt color and design.
Because every screen displays color a little differently, slight variations can happen.
Do you add new designs?
Absolutely.
We're always working on new sarcastic ideas inspired by work, life, other people, and the daily chaos that somehow keeps getting weirder.
What makes SHIRTHOUSE HUMOR different?
We're a humor apparel brand.
We don't chase trends or fill our store with thousands of random designs. We focus on creating shirts that make people recognize a thought they've already had—and then laugh because someone finally put it on a T-shirt.
How can I contact you?
If you have a question about an order or anything else, visit our Contact page and send us a message.
We'll get back to you as quickly as we can.