Groceries Are My Luxury Items

We don't print our jokes on bargain-bin shirts. We have standards. Some of them, anyway.

• Soft & Comfortable - Lightweight fabric that feels good enough for regular rotation.

• Ringspun Cotton - Soft, breathable, and considerably better than wearing the joke on a sandwich board. Fiber content varies by color.

• Everyday Fit - A comfortable fit made for everyday wear.

• Printed & Shipped in the USA - Professionally printed, packaged, and shipped
right here in the U.S.

Take care of the shirt. The joke can fend for itself.

1. Turn It Inside Out - Wash and dry inside out to help protect the print.
2. Keep It Cool - Machine wash cold with like colors and mild detergent. This is laundry, not a pressure test.
3. Skip the Harsh Stuff - No bleach, and don't dry clean.
4. Go Easy on the Heat - Tumble dry low or hang dry when possible. High heat and printed shirts aren't exactly friends.
5. Don't Iron the Joke - If ironing is necessary, keep the iron away from the printed area.

Shipping

FREE SHIPPING on U.S. orders over $75!

Most orders arrive within 7 - 10 business days. Tracking is sent as soon as your order is on the way.

30-Day Guarantee

Something not right?
Contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll work with you to make it right.

Damaged, defective, or incorrect orders qualify for a replacement or refund.

Don't send anything back unless we ask you to.

Please contact us at support@shirthousehumor.com